Ex celsius CEO to decide on which country to flee to

Following Doh Kwon’s example, disgraced Ex Celsius ceo Alex is yet to decide which country to flee to. Odds by anonymous internet pollsters overwhelmingly vote Israel as the most likely destination with North Korea and the fictional country of Finland as other strong candidates. Chiming in, Buttplug boy, who always has to have an opinion, obviously defended his heroes for their ability to steal poor people’s money and ruin their lives. In stark contrast, Alex has denied that celsius was intended to be a ponzi grift while Doh Kwon continues to laugh at the poors while "definitely not hiding" in an undisclosed living room.